Albert has a crush on Esmargot and comes up with a plan to act and live like a vampire to win her affections. Unbeknownst to Albert however, Esmargot is a secret vampire slayer set out to rid the world of all vampires.
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- Blood Transitions
- Werewolf Supplies
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- Clips from this episode were shown in a Disney Channel promo for June 22, 2012. 
- It is revealed Albert and Esmargot like each other.
- Second time where crushes are involved in an episode.
- Albert's cleft is also on his shoulder.
- When Oscar's dress brings out the color of his eyes, he's soothing. In the next shot, Oscar did not have his dress on.
- Doctor Who: Esmargot's favorite show Doctor Hootnane is a parody of Doctor Who.
- The Twilight Saga: The vampire movie that the girls are clear parodies of Twilight, as well as its depiction of vampires and werewolves.
- Twilight: Black Light and Low-light movies are a parody of Twlight.
- Kyle Massey as Milo
- Justin Roiland as Oscar
- Chelsea Staub as Bea
- Rachel Dratch as Esmargot and Koi
- Alex Hirsch as Clamantha
- Kevin McDonald as Dr. Frog
- Kimberley Mooney as Finberley
- Steven Christopher Parker as Jumbo Shrimp
- Justin Roiland as Waiter
- Atticus Shaffer as Albert Glass
- Richard Simmons as Coach Salmons
- Dana Snyder as Bud and Mr. Baldwin
- Kari Wahlgren as Shellsea
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| Previously produced episode:|
"Oscar is a Playa"
|"Chicks Dig Vampires"|| Next produced episode:|
"Get a Yob!"
| Previously aired episode:|
"Fish at Work"
| Next aired episode:|
"Fish Lips Sink Ships"