(Bud is shown in the pet store. He picks up a hamburger dog chew toy and chews on it. The camera zooms into the Freshwater High tank, and big text appears that says, "Monday". Cut to Milo and Oscar in the hallway.)
Milo: Say, Oscar, how big do you think that pipe is?
Oscar: Uh, I don't know. Maybe as wide as a fish head.
Milo: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Bea: Hey, guys.
Milo and Oscar: Hey, Bea.
Oscar: So, Bea, um, are you still coming over tonight to watch that new show Nerd Fish, Lazy Fish?
Bea: Oh, I'd love to, but I'm gonna have to take a rain check. Tonight I'm going on a date.
Oscar: Date?
Bea: Yeah, Bo Gregory just asked me out. We're going on a hayride.
Bo Gregory: I like tractors pretty good.
Bea: Oh, isn't he charming? I'll catch you guys later.
(Cut to the parrot rapidly pecking the school bell as large text appears that says, "Tuesday". Milo and Oscar are in the hallway again.)
Milo: So do you think anyone's ever stuck their head in that pipe before?
Oscar: Uh, probably not, bro. There's really no good reason for someone to do that.
Milo: Hmm.
Bea: Hey, guys.
Milo and Oscar: Hey, Bea.
Oscar: Uh, you want to play some Banjo Rockstar this afternoon?
Bea: Oh, that looks like a lot of fun, but I'm going to have to take another rain check. I'm going on another date this afternoon.
Oscar: Another date?
Bea: I know. It's crazy, right? Hugh Edmundson just asked me to go to the National Kelp Museum with him.
Hugh Edmundson: Bonjour.
Bea: Oh, isn't he super interesting? Gotta run. Toodles!
(Cut to outside Freshwater High again. Big text appears that says, "Wednesday". Milo, Oscar, and Bea are back in the hallway. Milo is shown with his head stuck in the fish pipe.)
Oscar: So, uh, Bea, once the fire fish dislodges Milo's head from the pipe, do-do you want to go grab lunch?
Bea: Rain check! Today I'm going on a lunch date with... um... James Sardine.
Oscar: Wow, Bea, you've been going on a lot of dates lately. (laughs sadly)
Bea: But that's what you're supposed to do in high school, Oscar. In fact, I'm doing so much dating, now I have to fit in dates for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Milo: Ooh ooh! You go, fish!
Bea: Thanks, Milo. Maybe the three of us can grab food some other time?
Oscar: Yeah, uh, sounds good.
Bea: Ooh, here comes James Sardine.
(James Sardine pulls into the hallway in his red car.)
Bea: Isn't he such a rebel? See you, guys.
Oscar: (sighs) Well, I guess it's just you and me for lunch today, bro.
Milo: Yeah, about lunch today...
(Finberley shows up next to Milo and waves)
Oscar: So now you're rain-checking me to go on dates?
Milo: Yes. But it's no biggie, bro. Some of us are just ready a little sooner to do mature stuff like dating.
(Cut to the cafeteria.)
Oscar: Great. I guess I'm the only single fish at this school.
Clamantha: I'm still on the dating market. (She slowly licks the food off her face.)
(Oscar screams.)
Clamantha: Now let's start our first date off right. Clamantha puckers up and starts heading towards Oscar. He pushes her away.
Oscar: Sorry, Clamantha, but I can't date you. I can't date you because I... I... I already have a girlfriend. A girlfriend. Then I wouldn't have to worry about going on dates or being single. Yeah. Uh, sorry, Clamantha. I completely forgot that I have a girlfriend. (laughs)
Clamantha: I'll get that kiss someday, Oscar!
(Cut back to the hallway)
Oscar: Hey, guys, you want to hang out and watch some TV tonight?
Milo: Well, actually...
Bea: I'm gonna have to...
Oscar: Rain checks! (laughs) I mean... I'm sorry, but I am going to have to give you guys rain checks because I have a girlfriend now.
Bea: Awesome.
Milo: (gasps) My bro's got a girlfriend?
Bea: That's great, Oscar.
Oscar: Yeah, my girlfriend's really nice and she likes all the things that I like.
Bea: What's her name?
Oscar: What?
Bea: What's your girlfriend's name?
Oscar: You want to know her name. It's uh... (looks at a door) uh... door.
Milo: You mean Doris?
Oscar: Yeah, Doris. Doris floor... Ez. Yeah, that's it! That's her name. Doris Flores Gorgeous. The girl in my head... I mean, of my dreams.
Bea: She's probably always sending you love letters, right?
Milo: And baking you delicious love treats.
Bea: And you guys probably call and talk to each other for hours.
Oscar: Yeah. We do romantic junk.
(Oscar rushes into his tank and starts rapidly making fake love letters. He leaves them at the doorstep. Milo walks in.)
Milo: Hey, whose love letters are all over the floor?
Oscar: Oh, how did my love letters from Doris Flores Gorgeous get out here?
(Oscar starts rapidly baking cookies and starts eating them on the couch. Milo notices.)
Milo: Hey, Oscar, you're gonna spoil your dinner.
Oscar: Sorry, bro. I was just eating delicious sweets that Doris Flores Gorgeous made for me.
(Oscar rushes to call a phone from far away before rushing back to his tank to answer the phone.)
Milo: Hey! Why is the phone ringing?
Oscar: I got it. Hello? Oh, hey, Doris Flores Gorgeous. You wanna talk for hours, you say?
(Cut back to outside the school. Jocktopus is bouncing a basketball on the statue outside. Big text appears that says, "Thursday". Cut to Milo and Bea in the hallway.)
Bea: Have you seen Oscar today?
Milo: He's probably with Doris Flores Gorgeous.
Bea: Milo, Oscar and Doris are getting pretty serious, right?
Milo: Yeah.
Bea: Well, what kind of best friends don't know, nor have met, their other best friend's serious girlfriend?
Milo: (gasps) Bad best friends.
Bea: Terrible best friends.
Oscar: Hey, guys, check out the sweater Doris Flores Gorgeous made for me.
Milo: Tell us about Doris!
Oscar: Huh?
Bea: Uh, what Milo is trying to say is, um, since Doris is such a big part of your life, we'd like to know more about her.
Oscar: Uh, okay. Wh-what do you want to know?
Milo: What's she look like?
Oscar: She-she-she-she... She's about five-fish-feet tall. She's got shiny gold hair. Um, she's got big beautiful red lips and a red dress to match, and she's got a... heart-shaped birthmark on her arm. That's it. Oh, yeah, she's also... she's all purple.
Milo: Wow, Oscar, I can see her now.
(Cut to a realistic interpretation of what Oscar was describing.)
Bea: So when do we meet Doris?
Oscar: Never! Uh, I mean, see, the thing is, Doris lives far away, in, uh... Fish Niagara Falls, yeah. And we can't visit each other anymore because... bus prices got really expensive.
Bea: Doris Flores must miss you so much.
Oscar: She does. In fact, every day at noon, Doris waits at the falls, hoping that someday bus prices will go down so that we can see each other again.
Bea: (sniffles) That is so tragic.
Milo: (wails)
Oscar: Yeah, well, anyways, I should go. See you guys later.
Bea: Ugh, poor Oscar and Doris. Torn apart by expensive bus fare.
Milo: We cannot let this happen, Bea. We need to get Oscar and Doris back together.
Bea: But how are we going to do that?
(Cut to Oscar sewing a cloth that says, "Doris Made This" on it in his tank. Milo and Bea suddenly crash through the tank in a truck.)
Oscar: (shrieks) W-what are you guys doing?
Bea: We're here to reunite you with Doris Flores Gorgeous.
Oscar: What?
Milo: Come on, Oscar. If we leave now, we can make it to Fish Niagara Falls by noon.
Oscar: Are you guys crazy? I mean, where did you even get this truck?
Bea: Bo Gregory let us borrow his truck.
Bo Gregory: I use this truck to haul dirt. You can use it to haul love.
Bea: Thanks, Bo Gregory.
Oscar: Uh, guys, I appreciate what you're doing, but I don't think this is a good...
Milo: Quick, Bea, grab his tail.
Oscar: Oh, wait, guys, stop!
(Cut to the truck driving on the road on the way to Fish Niagara Falls. Milo and Bea cheer. Milo laughs.)
Bea: Whoo-hoo! Oh. This is so romantic. I am going to write a pop song about this.
Milo: And I can have a flute solo.
Oscar: Uh, guys, I think we need to go back. I really, really need to go to the bathroom right now.
(Milo hands Oscar a jar.)
Milo: Here you go, bro.
Oscar: Uh, thanks.
Bea: (screams) Milo!
(Milo stops the car after they see that the bridge is out.
Oscar: Oh, well, thanks for trying, guys. I guess we should turn around and go home.
Milo: Oscar, Doris Flores is just across that unfinished bridge waiting for you.
Oscar: Yeah, but the bridge is out, unless we try to jump it. Wh-which we're not gonna do.
Bea: For Doris Flores Gorgeous.
Oscar: Huh?
Milo: For Doris Flores Gorgeous.
Oscar: Guys!
(Milo slams on the gas.)
Milo and Bea: For Doris Flores Gorgeous! For Doris Flores Gorgeous!
Oscar: (screaming)
(The truck slams through the bridge and over the tanks to Fish Niagara Falls.)
Milo, Oscar, and Bea: (All screaming)
(Finally, the truck hits the fence at Fish Niagara Falls.)
Milo: We're here!
Bea: Oh, Fish Niagara Falls. Wow, it's just so beautiful.
Milo: Say, guys, do you think anyone's ever tried to fit their whole head in one of those barrels before?
Bea: Hey, Oscar, before Doris gets here, I just wanted to tell you how super happy I am for the two of you. It's really hard to find someone you really, really like.
Oscar: But, Bea, you're always finding guys you really like.
Bea: But it's nothing serious, Oscar. It's just dating. I guess you can say that I'm still looking for that certain fish that fits me just right. (gasps) Doris is gonna be here any second.
Milo: (gasps) I'm getting all excited-y.
Oscar: (groans) Uh, guys, Doris isn't coming to meet me.
Bea: Why not, Oscar?
Oscar: Doris Flores Gorgeous isn't rea...
Doris Flores Gorgeous: I'm here, my love.
(Milo, Oscar, and Bea all gasp. Doris suddenly comes out of the waterfall and Oscar's eyes widen.)
Doris Flores Gorgeous: Hello, Oscar.
Oscar: Uh, hi, Doris Flores Gorgeous.
Bea: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is so great! Uh, come on, Milo. Let's give these two some privacy.
Doris Flores Gorgeous: Oh, Oscar, I never thought this day would come.
Oscar: Me neither?
Doris Flores Gorgeous: Oscar, I dreamt about you every night and waited for you every noon.
Oscar: Uh, to be perfectly honest with you, Doris, I'm pretty sure I made you up in my head.
Doris Flores Gorgeous: Then tell me, Oscar, is this real?
(Doris kisses Oscar. There is a fireworks show.)
Oscar: Wow, I guess you are real, Doris. Which makes the next thing I'm about to say all the harder. Uh, Doris, even though you are the fish girl of my dreams, I don't think we're right for each other. See, I sort of freaked out when everyone at my school started dating. So I sort of thought that I just made you up. What I'm trying to say is that I guess I'm still waiting for that certain fish that fits me just right.
Bea: (yawns)
Oscar: Goodbye, Doris Flores Gorgeous.
(Doris rips off her costume to show that it was Clamantha all along.)
Clamantha: Told you I'd get that kiss someday, Oscar. (She flies away using her tongue like a helicopter blade.)
Bea: Is everything all right, Oscar?
Oscar: Uh, yeah. Everything's great. Let's go home.
Bea: Wait a sec, where's Milo?
Milo: Hot dog!
(Milo is shown sailing down the waterfall in a barrel. He hits the bottom.)
Milo: Ow!
(Cut back to the front of Freshwater High. Big text appears that says, "Friday". Oscar and Bea are shown in the hallway.)
Bea: Hey, Oscar.
Oscar: Oh, hey, Bea.
Bea: So, Oscar, I was wondering if you wanted to grab some food at the Hokey Poke after school?
Oscar: But don't you have another date this afternoon?
Bea: Well, I did, but I decided to give him a rain check because I wanted to hang out with my friends.
(Milo rolls in on a wheelchair.)
Milo: You guys know I'm in, because I can't do anything else.
Oscar and Bea: Oh, Milo! (laughing)
Milo: Hee-hee!